If you were up to your neck in sloppy cow manure and someone throw a large stone at your...?

This question is really funny! Lol If the stone was large enough to do serious damage - sure I'd duck! If not, I'd take it! Either way, I'd sure tell the person who threw it to start running...then I'd wonder how I'd got up to my neck in sloppy cow manure in the first place (I've been there a few times in my life, metaphorically-speaking!).